Having a gluten sensitivity is much like that hilarious Chitty Chitty Bang Bang song "POSH!". An evil king captures a sweet, senile old man and drags him away in an OUTHOUSE hanging from a zeplin. But in his mind, the old man is off to live the "posh posh traveling life".
Feeling like prisoners in a wheat-laden world--we may not have free-run of prepackaged goodies and foods; but we can still enjoy POSH homemade treats, good health and no more midnight trips to the outhouse!
This delightful old coot is a profound philosopher, really. Anyone who can be kidnapped and carried off in an outhouse yet still view it as a luxurious chance to enjoy the "Posh Posh Traveling Life", is my hero.